The more malicious of the Baron brothers, Baron Kriminel is a psychotic criminal who enjoys the simple pleasures in life like the suffering of others. Being thousands of years old can do some strange things to the psyche, and some handle it better than most. But Kriminel seemed to have a head start on going crazy as he was always a little unbalanced. Now he’s dedicated his life to the game of cat and mouse between the police, and the criminal underworld. This takes the form of him greatly enjoying detective novels, following particularly noteworthy criminals careers with great interest, and committing crimes himself in order to as he says, ‘Inspire passion in my craft.’ 

As a MAG he’s more than happy to do the dirty work, enjoying sowing as much chaos and pain as he can along the way. Still he is something of a cowardly god and avoids conflict he knows he’ll lose. This cowardice keeps him in line, and makes him a fantastic asset to King. The one little, tiny, problem is his rivalry with his brother. While “balanced” is not a term that would ever be used to describe Kriminel, he is especially unhinged where his brother is involved. 

Family: Baron Samedi (Brother)

Status: Paired

God: Baron Kriminel

Tell: Cigar smoke puffs from their mouth.